VB’s nail in the Coffin with: England Bitter

The English were too upset after their loss in second test against Australia at The Lord’s. Certainly, the skippies were elated with joy and were having a go at crying brits. Whist all this was happening, another Australian icon was brewing a master plan to rub some salt on this old wound.

The well known ausy company “Carlton & United Breweries” released a special edition of the great Australian icon, but this time they named it “England Bitter”.

The English are well known of their bitter behaviour after such loss at Lord’s. To add to their misery CUB is shipping warm slabs of “England Bitter” overnight, making sure the party goes on.

To all my loving brits, raise your VB and chill down with our very own “England Bitter”.

Just for fun, free T-shirts will also be distributed to Aussie fans at Headingly Cricket Ground before the third Ashes test match.